monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

clarkeemilia:

Appearance

  • I have/had piercings besides the ears.
  • I want piercings besides the ears.
  • I have a scar. 
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo
  • I want a/more tattoo(s).
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/had braces
  • I have more than two piercings

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches.
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida. 
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day. 
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to California.
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Africa
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean.
  • I’ve been to the Grand Canyon
  • I’ve been to Europe. 

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve slapped someone.
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a musical.
  • I’ve auditioned for something.
  • I’ve been on stage.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve pranked someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out.
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight. 

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying. 
  • I hate funerals.
  • Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
  • I have attempted suicide.
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s.
  • I collected comic books.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I own something from The Gap.
  • I own something I got on E-Bay.
  • I thrive on compliments.
  • I thrive on hate.

Random

  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
  • I open up to others easily.
  • I watch the news. 
  • I don’t like to kill bugs.
  • I sing in the shower.
  • I’m a morning person.
  • I’m a sports fanatic.
  • I twirl my hair.
  • I love to spam friends.
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
  • I would wear pajamas to school.
  • I like Martha Stewart.
  • I laugh at my own jokes.
  • I eat fast food weekly. 
  • I’m really ticklish.
  • I like white chocolate.
  • I bite/used to bite my nails.
  • I’m good at remembering names.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People

  • ..have said I’m fat.
  • ..have said I’m skinny.
  • ..have said I’m ugly.
  • ..have said I’m pretty. 
  • ..have spread rumors about me.
  • ..force me to eat. 
  • ..say I eat too much.
  • …say I eat too little.

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight.
  • I’ve gained weight.
  • I’m at my thinnest.
  • I’m at my biggest.
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
  • My weight affects my mood.
  • I diet.
  • I am/was a vegan/vegetarian.
  • I exercise.
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
  • I’ve been diagnosed with an eating disorder.

Family

  • I’ve planned to run away from home before. 
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old. 
  • I want kids in the future
  • I’ve had kids.
  • I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’m single.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I have/had a friend with benefits.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back. 
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • Someone’s told me they loved me when I didn’t love them back.
  • I’m a cuddler.
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain. 
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

  • I regularly drink. 
  • I can’t swallow pills
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
  • I have/had anxiety problems.
  • I shut others out when I’m upset. 
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before.
  • I’ve plotted revenge.

cute-animals-only:

Fox named “Весна” - Spring in Russian ;-)

prussianmaple:

himaruyeah:

ismellmusic:

callmeoutis:

durinfamilyfeels:

eliastheswede:

queen-amy-of-leadworth:

japam:

yugoslavic:

why cant we all have the same the world would be a better place 

what the fuck italy

BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY DENMARK IS.


I just realized now 101% done our outlets look in North America and I fucking lost it

HEY HETALIA FANDOM THIS IS YOUR CHANCE








I laughed WAY too hard at this! XD
In your worst of days, just look at this post and smile!

prussianmaple:

himaruyeah:

ismellmusic:

callmeoutis:

durinfamilyfeels:

eliastheswede:

queen-amy-of-leadworth:

japam:

yugoslavic:

why cant we all have the same the world would be a better place 

what the fuck italy

BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY DENMARK IS.

I just realized now 101% done our outlets look in North America and I fucking lost it

HEY HETALIA FANDOM THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

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I laughed WAY too hard at this! XD

In your worst of days, just look at this post and smile!

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.

photos from spellbound waitomo tours, forevergone, blue polaris, and martin rietze. (more cave photos) (more bioluminescence photos)

keepcalmandblamemagic:

Friendly reminder that he

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is somehow tapping this

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I’m still not over my withdrawl DX

amosanguis:

theathleticsloth:

MOTHERFUCKER HERE’S SOME SWIRLY COLORFUL SPACE SHIT FOR YOUR BLOG

I’VE LOOKING FOR SOME SWIRLY COLORFUL SPACE SHIT

NEBULAE 

Ledo + Amy - Ep. 14

chacha:

i don’t just ship it
i luxury cruise that shit

alfredfkirkland:

mimzawesome:

Armin’s eyebrows

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they’re evolving

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soon

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soon

HALP I can’t stop laughing xD

dandankokoro:

Can’t wait for 2nd season (≧∇≦)

Wait- There’s going to be a season 2?!

I need this in my life!
It makes my kokoro go DOKI-DOKI!